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Interesting Definitions
School: A place where Papa pays and son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich.
 
Nurse
: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.
 
Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man losses his bachelor degree and a woman gain her masters.
 
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
 
Father: A banker provided by nature.
 
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
 
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
 
Politician
: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
 
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
 
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
 
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